Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality./ Ed: No thanks.
-- Ellen Herman AA

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash AA

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-- Scott Adams AA

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S Truman AA