Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy AA
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
-- Steven Weinberg AA
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
-- Don Herold AA
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
-- Rita Holt AA