A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
-- Bob Edwards AA

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach AA

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
-- Evan Davis AA

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
-- Tennessee Williams AA