If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
-- W. Somerset Maugham AA

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Rita Rudner AA

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
-- Charles Bukowski AA

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
-- Ambrose Bierce AA