'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.
-- Scott Adams AA

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
-- Hobart Brown AA

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. AA

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright AA