I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
-- Demetri Martin AA

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra AA

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr AA

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx AA