I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
-- David Hoselton AA

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler AA

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
-- Saki AA

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx AA