Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
-- Evan Esar AA

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
-- Graffito AA

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
-- unknown AA

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp AA