The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez AA

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
-- Kilgore Trout AA

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan AA