I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
-- Demetri Martin AA

Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
-- Harrison Ford AA

McCabe's Law: Nobody _has_ to do _anything_.
-- Charles McCabe AA

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
-- Mark Twain AA