Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
-- Bertrand Russell AA

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedman AA

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serling AA