Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.
-- Pam Davis AA

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
-- Mark Twain AA

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
-- Calvin Coolidge AA

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
-- George Jackson AA