Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson AA

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner AA

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
-- Douglas Adams AA

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
-- Woody Allen AA