If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
-- William Shakespeare AA

If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names.
-- Elaine Gill AA

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
-- Cullen Hightower AA

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- John Benfield AA