Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
-- Jules Renard AA

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
-- Mark Twain AA

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
-- Tom Robbins AA

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
-- H. L. Mencken AA