Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
-- William Feather AA

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
-- Kin Hubbard AA

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
-- Henry Cate VII AA

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
-- Bradley's Bromide AA