Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.
-- David Sedaris AA

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
-- Alice Kahn AA

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
-- Thomas H. Huxley AA

Is there life before death?
-- Graffito AA