People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
-- E. B. White AA

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- Sir William Bragg AA

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
-- Woody Allen AA

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
-- Sir Ralph Richardson AA