Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart AA

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
-- Voltaire AA

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
-- Ronald Reagan AA