Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincare AA

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
-- Evan Esar AA

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
-- Albert Einstein AA

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
-- Cato the Elder AA