There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
-- Albert Guinon AA

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx AA

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
-- Will Rogers AA

Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet AA