I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
-- Randall Jarrell AA

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
-- Thomas Babington Macaulay AA

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
-- Steven Wright AA

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
-- Artemus Ward AA