I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
-- Demetri Martin AA

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
-- Kurt Vonnegut AA

Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
-- Dr. Thomas Fuller AA

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-- Kin Hubbard AA