It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien AA

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead AA

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
-- Alexander Pope AA

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields AA