The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
-- Bill Watterson AA

We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
-- Vincent Canby AA

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
-- Emile Coue AA