It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
-- Kingsley Amis AA

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
-- Sir Arthur Eddington AA

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
-- Richard Lewis AA

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
-- Hagar the Horrible AA