The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche AA

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan AA

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
-- Dame Edna Everage AA

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell AA