I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA

The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.
-- Sir Winston Churchill AA

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
-- H. H. Williams AA

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
-- Robert Benchley AA