There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
-- Quentin Crisp AA

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
-- Douglas Adams AA

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone AA