Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
-- Doug Larson AA

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
-- Henry David Thoreau AA

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
-- Alice Kahn AA

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
-- Elbert Hubbard AA