Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-- Jay Leno AA

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy AA

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
-- George Santayana AA

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry AA