There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
-- Alice Thomas Ellis AA

All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
-- Cyril Connolly AA

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark,
-- Sir Arnold Bax AA

Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
-- Norman Ford AA