People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
-- Bob Hope AA

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
-- Cyra McFadden AA

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
-- Emo Phillips AA

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore AA