Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
-- A. A. Milne AA

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
-- Ogden Nash AA

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright AA