The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
-- Bill Nye AA

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes AA

Never fight an inanimate object.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
-- Al Capone AA