The world is round; it has no point.
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff AA

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
-- Herb Caen AA

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
-- Will Rogers AA

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple AA