People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.
-- Peter Ustinov AA

The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky AA

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
-- Ambrose Bierce AA

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost AA