Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression.
-- Amos Bronson Alcott AA

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
-- Mark Twain AA

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken AA

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
-- Clare Booth Luce AA