What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
-- Ellen DeGeneres AA

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
-- Will Rogers AA

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
-- Niels Bohr AA

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
-- Flip Wilson AA