We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
-- Tom Stoppard AA

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
-- George Santayana AA

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields AA

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
-- Charles M. Schulz AA