The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
-- P. J. Plauger AA

These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.
-- Tom Wilson AA

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard AA