Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
-- Ellen Goodman AA

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
-- Joseph Addison AA

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
-- Sacha Guitry AA

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
-- H. L. Mencken AA