A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
-- Jeph Jacques AA

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
-- Henry Ward Beecher AA

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
-- Ambrose Bierce AA

I felt like poisoning a monk.
-- Umberto Eco AA