What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?
-- Evelyn Waugh AA

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff AA

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
-- William Ralph Inge AA

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
-- W. Somerset Maugham AA