Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
-- Paul Valery AA

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
-- Cindy Gardner AA

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
-- Chinese Proverb AA

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe AA