Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck AA

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
-- Joe Martin AA

Go, and never darken my towels again.
-- Groucho Marx AA