I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle AA

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
-- Alice Thomas Ellis AA

All marriages are mixed marriages.
-- Chantal Saperstein AA

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey AA