Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
-- George Iles AA

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
-- Bernard Bailey AA

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner AA

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-- George Carlin AA