He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
-- Douglas Adams AA

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates AA

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell AA

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
-- David Letterman AA