I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
-- Rita Mae Brown AA

There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
-- Alfred Korzybski AA

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford AA

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
-- De La Lastra's Law AA